Today, my new upstairs neighbors moved in. Within ten minutes of getting in the door they were screaming and arguing about everything, practically handing out death threats to each other. I then heard them having even louder makeup sex for about three hours afterwards. FML

by 12MONTHLEASE / 04/21/2016 at 8:30pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • Maybe that was just their foreplay. They might be into rampaging murderers. You never know.

    #4 - On 04/22/2016 at 6:19am by ClockworkPoleaxe

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  • Gah! Well, what a great first impression. Maybe you should consider investing in a pair of earplugs.

    #9 - On 04/22/2016 at 6:26am by ScratchCatPower

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