Today, my wife told me alcohol gives me "increased confidence without increased ability." FML
by j / 04/18/2016 at 6:24pm / United States / Intimacy
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Pretty much identical to something Shakespeare said. "it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance" (referring to alcohol in Macbeth)
#8 - On 04/19/2016 at 7:03am by Zelphoric
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Actually, it has increased my chances of having sex that night as it lowers my self control and standards.
#6 - On 04/19/2016 at 7:00am by ClockworkPoleaxe
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