Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history" and said I won't get pregnant if I just wash myself out with vinegar after we finish. FML
by Anonymous / 04/16/2016 at 4:32am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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Bahaha, that's not how it works out all! He's supposed to pour it down his urethra an hour before sex. I've created a great kit for doing such a thing, and I'd be happy to sell one to him if he /really/ wants to avoid the whole condom/scam thing.
#4 - On 04/17/2016 at 12:38am by Tripartita
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What a dumbass.
#1 - On 04/17/2016 at 12:33am by Roskosity
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