Intimacy: Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead...

By again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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By ShowerheadGirl - 09/11/2009 07:06 - United States

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML

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By klee - 08/02/2009 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

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By 420SUX - 04/08/2012 06:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML

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BlackHawkSavior 28

Wednesday 16 March 2016 1:35

Could he not be looking at you in the mirror as well?

Emma1562 35

Wednesday 16 March 2016 1:33

Hmm....maybe he wants to see his ****** face idk

Comments

xpsychocatladyx 15

Wednesday 16 March 2016 1:31

it happens.

lexiieeex3 32

Wednesday 16 March 2016 7:54

It shouldn't...

micjjones7215 9

Wednesday 16 March 2016 12:50

Its unfortunate, but it does

The_ghetto_mango 25

Wednesday 16 March 2016 14:11

Lots of things happen. Just like this FML being posted (it should have been posted, and it is).

Emma1562 35

Wednesday 16 March 2016 1:33

Hmm....maybe he wants to see his ****** face idk

CheekyRaccoon 27

Wednesday 16 March 2016 1:34

Is his name Patrick Bateman?

DarkSerebii 11

Wednesday 16 March 2016 2:13

I was waiting for someone to say that!

Xion0014 20

Wednesday 16 March 2016 3:48

I was going to ask this!

AcieMcG 21

Wednesday 16 March 2016 3:52

My favorite scene XD

genshift 8

Wednesday 16 March 2016 9:35

Damn it! Beat me to it!

mikepzz 27

Thursday 17 March 2016 5:29

Time to run then lol

BlackHawkSavior 28

Wednesday 16 March 2016 1:35

Could he not be looking at you in the mirror as well?

Jaadde 24

Friday 18 March 2016 17:33

You can definitely tell whether someone is looking at you or at themselves in a mirror. If their eyes didn't meet, he was looking at himself.

ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 16 March 2016 1:38

Maybe he was watching the both of you.

TheGamingGamer 28

Wednesday 16 March 2016 1:39

I can't help but notice that your name is "again?". That's saying something.

kenyrabit 25

Wednesday 16 March 2016 7:40

*The only constant is you.

gobiteme2 34

Wednesday 16 March 2016 1:50

Pretty boy.

isaak_sanchez 18

Wednesday 16 March 2016 1:58

Maybe he's trying to last longer

gracehi 31

Wednesday 16 March 2016 1:58

Is your boyfriend's name Narcissus?

baby4mommy 27

Wednesday 16 March 2016 2:00

At least you know he's not a vampire. That would really Suck!

cheeeksss 29

Wednesday 16 March 2016 7:26

Wait what?

Jaadde 24

Friday 18 March 2016 17:35

I think they mean because vampires don't have reflections..

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Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

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Today, I got married. Tonight, I received the best orgasm of my life. Not from my husband; from the jacuzzi tub in our honeymoon suite, where he was passed out drunk. FML

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Today, I was working my shift at our local nursing home. I was assisting a "sweet", "innocent" 100-year-old lady, and she had a bunch of used tissues balled up in her lap, so I offered to dispose of them in the waste-basket. She told me that if I touched them, she would kill everything I love. FML

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Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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Today, my best friend refuses to attend my wedding, all because I’m marrying her ex. He left her for me but didn’t cheat. We just fell in love and he had the decency to leave the relationship before starting to date me. She refuses to understand that no matter how hard I try to explain. FML

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