Today, while jogging in the park, a confused elderly gentleman asked me for directions, so I told him how to get to where he needed to go. He paused for a long moment, then asked me if he could eat me out. FML

by Anonymous / 03/13/2016 at 12:16pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

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  • The directions you gave him were too long. He wanted a shortcut. To between your legs.

    #6 - On 03/13/2016 at 7:41pm by MisterEx

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  • Yikes, it's always creepy when someone old enough to be your grandparent suggests things like this.

    #4 - On 03/13/2016 at 7:40pm by Zarcissa

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