Today, my closest encounter to having sex in the last four months was getting chlamydia from Russell Brand. In a dream. FML
by itssomething / 03/01/2016 at 3:15pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
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It was only a dream. IRL, I'm sure you would have caught more.
#1 - On 03/02/2016 at 3:02am by Chloe555
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Your name isn't Sarah Marshall, is it?
#6 - On 03/02/2016 at 3:07am by AviKerensky
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