Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML
by Anonymous / 02/27/2016 at 2:27am / Japan (Saitama) / Intimacy
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You were aiming for porno but life threw you a romantic comedy.
#7 - On 02/27/2016 at 6:34pm by Tripartita
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Porn stunts are for pros only lol
#2 - On 02/27/2016 at 6:27pm by tumtum888
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