Intimacy: Today, I found out the only reason I passed maths was because...

Well, if there is one piece of advice, I would say to just study the shit out of some maths if you're feeling especially weak in that area. I don't think you'll ever be able to look at your mum the same again.

plan_Z 14

Sunday 14 February 2016 12:42

That teacher though has little to no mortals.. Who am I kidding if I was in the same situation I would probably have done the same.

brewmasterg 34

Sunday 14 February 2016 13:03

How many mortals are teachers supposed to have?

EvilKaa 17

Sunday 14 February 2016 18:08

Well, it depends on the size of the class.

imbedderdenu 23

Sunday 14 February 2016 12:48

Better than failing math bc your Mom and teacher hooked up. :)

xx000o 27

Sunday 14 February 2016 12:49

Maybe they actually liked each other and you weren't part of the equation.

Bluedy 17

Sunday 14 February 2016 13:00

As long as you think you deserved it, why should it matter?

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