Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML
by myusofwe / 02/05/2016 at 8:33pm / Puerto Rico / Intimacy
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You gotta love the enthusiasm of guys when it comes to sex though. "I know my penis feels a lot like a wet noodle right now and you think I'm not even aroused, but don't despair yet! I know I can get that thing to work, dammit!"
#5 - On 02/06/2016 at 2:12pm by askullnamedbilly
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Maybe it was his first time and he was overly nervous? Don't be too hard on him OP as for the sticking his limp dick inside you lmao FYL
#1 - On 02/06/2016 at 2:08pm by kangx1
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