Today, we had my grandmother with dementia round for tea. She looked me up and down and said, very matter-of-factly, "Well, with a figure like that, no one will rape you." FML

by Sgt_Jackrum / 02/05/2016 at 5:27am / United Kingdom (Sandwell) / Intimacy

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  • Unfortunately, that's not necessarily true because most rapists are after a feeling of power, not a gratifying sexual experience. But I suppose if Grandma is going to insult you at least she tried to put a positive spin on it!

    #4 - On 02/05/2016 at 2:25pm by haileyrows

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  • Grandmas say the darnedest things

    #8 - On 02/05/2016 at 2:33pm by WCARlover

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