Today, I woke up with an extremely irritable rash around my crotch. I didn't want to full out itch it by putting my hands down my pants, so I itched it by putting my hand in my pockets. I got kicked off the train for "pleasuring myself in public." FML

by IsThisRealLife / 02/01/2016 at 12:00pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy

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