Today, I was leaving the house to go on a date. My dad stopped me at the door and said confidently, "Tear that pussy up, son." I'm gay and my dad knows that. FML
by Anonymous / 01/24/2016 at 8:24pm / Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional) / Intimacy
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Looks like your dad saw the opportunity to make that joke and took it xD
#1 - On 01/25/2016 at 8:05am by iiVas
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He means butt pussy.
#3 - On 01/25/2016 at 8:08am by igg125
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