Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML

by Bex98 / 01/11/2016 at 3:17am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • Bet that's not the only choking that occurred

    #1 - On 01/11/2016 at 11:54am by Yimpish

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  • good replies, they cum and they go.

    #2 - On 01/11/2016 at 11:54am by whoredom

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