Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML

by Anonymous / 12/30/2015 at 10:21am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

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  • Just tell her to be more careful. Laying off with the teeth isn't gonna hurt her feelings. Or at least it shouldn't.

    #1 - On 12/30/2015 at 5:49pm by zarrganaut

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  • Why didn't you tell her how to do it right? If it's her first blowjob too how is she supposed to know how to do it right?

    #2 - On 12/30/2015 at 5:50pm by justcommenting19

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