Today, my daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid blow job. FML
by ThreeWeeksWithoutSex / 12/28/2015 at 12:43am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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You know, I was totally expecting this to go a completely different way. That blows.
#2 - On 12/28/2015 at 8:55am by thawny
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Perhaps, now it's time to send little Jenny with her grandparents, if possible, so you are able to rest and spend a little time alone together.
Then, you could go with them to spend New Year's together (if you celebrate it)
It all works out!
#8 - On 12/28/2015 at 9:12am by SecundusSecunda
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