Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time when she noticed I only have one testicle. She immediately broke up with me, for she doesn't want her future sons to be gay because they'll only have half of their testosterone. FML

by Anonymous / 12/27/2015 at 11:46pm / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy

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  • You're so much better of without her! You don't want your kids to be stupid because of getting no intelligence at all from her!

    #3 - On 12/28/2015 at 6:18am by toastbrot

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  • Oh wow that's ridiculous. Well at least you know now she wasn't right for you. You wouldn't want to be with someone that naive

    #5 - On 12/28/2015 at 6:19am by gordjess1

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