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Did he give you the small pleasure of a million orgasms?
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Show it anyway#14 ok.
Great insight there. Really in depth.
This is an ideal top comment. So witty. So tactful.
I'm ******* dying!
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Show it anywaySorry, I have to side with your boyfriend here. That's pretty damn funny. But I also understand how it could be mortifying. Don't take it too seriously. Dreams are different from being drunk. Being drunk makes you really honest. Dreams on the other hand have no concern for honesty or lies, they're just random thoughts crashing together and your brain interpreting them in funny ways. Sometimes there's a pattern, and sometimes that pattern is just "You happened to see Donald Trump's picture for all of 0.1 seconds and had a little action with your boyfriend the day before."
What.......
@23 What? It's simple enough
@23 Are you confused?
Dreams are so strange sometimes... I know how you feel. I once dreamt that I had sex with George Bush. FML
I don't know which dream is worse..... OPs or yours...
OP's. They may both be idiots, but at least George Bush was a decent human being.
#68 He let 9/11 happen despite multiple warnings, and then got the country into a pointless war.
@76 yeah, but... Donald Trump *shudders*
So did you get the job or were you fired?
Close...she was actually deported.
Ivanka Trump? Is that you?
Why did you even tell him...?
That hair though. What a hunk.
this is the best thing I've ever read tbh. I'm so sorry that happened though
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Did he give you the small pleasure of a million orgasms?
Sorry, I have to side with your boyfriend here. That's pretty damn funny. But I also understand how it could be mortifying. Don't take it too seriously. Dreams are different from being drunk. Being drunk makes you really honest. Dreams on the other hand have no concern for honesty or lies, they're just random thoughts crashing together and your brain interpreting them in funny ways. Sometimes there's a pattern, and sometimes that pattern is just "You happened to see Donald Trump's picture for all of 0.1 seconds and had a little action with your boyfriend the day before."