Today, I came home to my mentally unhinged roommate jacking off to a frozen TV frame of Peggy Hill from King of the Hill. When he saw me, he threw an ash tray at me and told me to get out. FML

by Anonymous / 12/07/2015 at 7:40pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

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  • I read this too quickly and thought you said that you walked in on your roommate jacking off to Frozen. As bizarre as it is, I found great relief in reading the entirety of the FML.

    #9 - On 12/08/2015 at 6:01am by lexiieeex3

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  • At least it wasn't Hank or Bobby..

    #3 - On 12/08/2015 at 5:51am by xorenae

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