Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML
by snortingspunk / 12/03/2015 at 7:52am / South Africa / Intimacy
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That's snot good.
#1 - On 12/03/2015 at 12:25pm by ComoEsJuan
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Upon reading this FML I think I cringed harder than I ever have in my entire life. Fyl
#9 - On 12/03/2015 at 12:29pm by UnidentifiedFun
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