Today, I realized that the "toothpaste" that I'm always cleaning out with my hands from the sink drain is actually my little brother's semen. FML
by cole66 / 11/29/2015 at 1:43pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
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I'm curious to know what caused this realization. Did he catch you cleaning it up, run in to stop you, and yell, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's my SEMEN. Show a little respect!"
#5 - On 11/30/2015 at 5:59am by Tripartita
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Thanks for the gag, OP.
#1 - On 11/30/2015 at 5:52am by SystemofaBlink41
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