Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML

by anonymous / 11/24/2015 at 2:38pm / Switzerland (Zug) / Intimacy

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  • Found the Vegan.

    #6 - On 11/24/2015 at 7:18pm by Sathane

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  • it could be environmental. nothing to do with you. take your wife to the great outdoors for some nature rumbling/tumbling.

    #4 - On 11/24/2015 at 7:16pm by gratunka

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