Today, I went to see a movie with a seemingly nice guy after a friend set us up. As soon as the movie started, he unzipped his pants and told me to "get to it". FML
by strawberry / 11/17/2015 at 12:51pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
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I would have laughed and promptly moved to another seat!
#1 - On 11/17/2015 at 7:08pm by LMAO__no
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Wow. Fire your friend..
#5 - On 11/17/2015 at 7:09pm by TAntobella
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