Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML
by WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner / 11/16/2015 at 1:44am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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Damn you must be the shit!
#6 - On 11/16/2015 at 11:31am by cdgrayson
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It happens. Basically everything tights and then loosens. Don't worry about it she's probably as embarrassed as you
#10 - On 11/16/2015 at 11:35am by BellaP13
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