Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML
by notyourmummy / 11/12/2015 at 4:09am / United Kingdom (Isle of Wight) / Intimacy
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Everything having to do with calling significant others "Mommy" and "Daddy" needs to stop. It's just weird.
#3 - On 11/12/2015 at 12:38pm by Swandive235
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The whole "daddy" thing always confused me, please don't let "mummy" take off :/
#4 - On 11/12/2015 at 12:40pm by lysx84
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