Today, I hit it off with a girl at a club and I brought her back to my place. I was sure I was finally going to score, until my useless cat attacked her as we walked upstairs. She fell down the stairs and dislocated her ankle. Just my luck. FML

by Anonymous / 11/07/2015 at 2:12am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy

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  • Dude fuck her life, stop complaining just cause you didn't get some action, she's the one that actually got hurt

    #7 - On 11/08/2015 at 1:35am by christian1509

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  • Look on the bright side maybe you're cat knew something about her you don't. Your cat might have just saved you ;)

    #4 - On 11/08/2015 at 1:27am by serslybro

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