Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
by not impressed / 10/09/2015 at 2:27pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
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Buy a strap on and tell him you're ready to go next time he wants sex. Or dump him.
#2 - On 10/10/2015 at 2:27am by PandaSmile
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He sounds like a pain in the ass, FYL
#1 - On 10/10/2015 at 2:26am by JaffaMC
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