Today, I had sex with this guy. His dad came upstairs and poked his head through the door right after we had finished, but were still naked in bed. All he said was, "No twins," and walked off. FML
by Doesn't Matter Had Sex / 09/08/2015 at 10:37pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
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"Don't worry sir ... triplets it is"
#2 - On 09/09/2015 at 11:36am by cooltatgar
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At least he walked off, could have been a lot worse.
#5 - On 09/09/2015 at 11:40am by Swandive235
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