Today, I was having a relaxing "wank", as they might say on Doctor Who, when a large spider descended from its web and came practically eye-to-eye with me. I screamed like a bitch and fell off my bed, pants around my ankles. Then my sister ran in to see what was wrong. FML

by Anonymous / 09/04/2015 at 10:22pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

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  • Yeah, pretty sure masturbation's never been brought up in Doctor Who.

    #7 - On 09/05/2015 at 6:18pm by kaybows

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  • Two words.... Door lock....

    #1 - On 09/05/2015 at 6:08pm by bahamit

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