Today, my boyfriend has been sulking like a moody kid all day, all because I won't set my phone background to a picture of his dick. FML

by natalyV / 09/04/2015 at 11:58am / Intimacy

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  • Just tell him it's so big, it won't fit on the screen. Stroke his ego without having to get your hands dirty. ;)

    #2 - On 09/05/2015 at 2:13am by MidnightRain3

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  • I'd be a little concerned about what he's using as his own phone background...

    #4 - On 09/05/2015 at 2:20am by saffy66

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