Today, my boyfriend has been sulking like a moody kid all day, all because I won't set my phone background to a picture of his dick. FML
by natalyV / 09/04/2015 at 11:58am / Intimacy
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Just tell him it's so big, it won't fit on the screen. Stroke his ego without having to get your hands dirty. ;)
#2 - On 09/05/2015 at 2:13am by MidnightRain3
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I'd be a little concerned about what he's using as his own phone background...
#4 - On 09/05/2015 at 2:20am by saffy66
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