Today, my girlfriend said she would give my penis a name: Gonzales. I asked why she wanted to name it that, and she said, "Because he's Speedy." FML
by Gonzales / 08/07/2015 at 3:47pm / Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant) / Intimacy
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Doesn't matter, had sex
#1 - On 08/08/2015 at 9:34am by lickastick
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At least your girlfriend has a good sense of humour about it, OP.
#4 - On 08/08/2015 at 9:41am by Emmamazing
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