Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

by anon / 07/31/2015 at 4:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • This really is your fault. You should instruct him and guide him.

    #2 - On 08/01/2015 at 2:29am by raysmith121

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  • You kind of deserved that. There's no point in lying to save someone's feelings and make yourself miserable.

    #5 - On 08/01/2015 at 2:31am by MDoremis

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