Today, my parents sent me to the hospital because they thought I had diabetes. One of the symptoms is that you a pee a lot. The only reason I go to the bathroom so often is so I can masturbate. FML
by doodoobref / 07/31/2015 at 1:38am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
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Couldn't you have just confessed instead of wasting everybody's time?
#3 - On 07/31/2015 at 12:29pm by sarah5745
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On the toilet? Get a new place to jack off.
#4 - On 07/31/2015 at 12:29pm by cameron6731
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