Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML
by anon / 07/27/2015 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy
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Sleep is an amazing thing, don't interrupt it
#4 - On 07/27/2015 at 11:06am by kingodsucksville
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Wow, I'm thinking he's going to regret that when he's fully conscious. Hopefully he'll make it up to you!
#3 - On 07/27/2015 at 11:06am by danceinconverse
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