Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML

by anon / 07/27/2015 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy

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  • Sleep is an amazing thing, don't interrupt it

    #4 - On 07/27/2015 at 11:06am by kingodsucksville

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  • Wow, I'm thinking he's going to regret that when he's fully conscious. Hopefully he'll make it up to you!

    #3 - On 07/27/2015 at 11:06am by danceinconverse

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