Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML
by strangely / 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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You must've beat that pussy up good...
#1 - On 07/25/2015 at 2:03pm by JohnnyKade
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I don't think thinking of pussy will help your cause.
#4 - On 07/25/2015 at 2:05pm by euphoricness
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