Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML
by but cum to think of it... / 07/03/2015 at 5:29pm / Intimacy
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#4 - On 07/04/2015 at 3:39am by odamaliekh
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What's her reaction to mouthwash or Vaseline?
#1 - On 07/04/2015 at 3:37am by worldclassrager
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