Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML
by Anonymous / 07/01/2015 at 2:56pm / Intimacy
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look at it this way, at least it wasn't a pic.
#4 - On 07/01/2015 at 6:16pm by colvindj
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Have fun trying to look him in the eyes again after this.
#5 - On 07/01/2015 at 6:17pm by MattStro
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