Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML

by shmarf / 06/19/2015 at 12:17pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

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  • Personally, I'd be kind've put off if it wasn't something previously discussed but I guess you shouldn't expect to give what you can't take.

    #6 - On 06/20/2015 at 3:35am by gunnerblaster

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  • Well that's a mouthful.

    #2 - On 06/20/2015 at 3:29am by Cyker

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