Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML
by cockblockedbyFB / 06/06/2015 at 9:01am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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People shouldn't use the words "busy" and "Facebook" in the same sentence, unless that sentence is "I'm too busy for Facebook." Call her out on it. What's she gonna do, stop having sex with you? You aren't having sex anyway.
#4 - On 06/07/2015 at 6:31am by leogachi
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Unhook the router. Sex. Reconnect.
#9 - On 06/07/2015 at 7:00am by Dreamsorrow93
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