Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent: shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML
by zzarzzur / 05/22/2015 at 2:55am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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I often wonder how people discover such talents. I suspect far too much free time...
#1 - On 05/22/2015 at 7:51am by lysx84
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Can she pop out a ping pong ball?
#2 - On 05/22/2015 at 7:51am by TrippingOnAcid
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