Today, I was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend when he started squeezing me as if I were a ketchup bottle. He said he wanted my period to end quicker, and he honestly thought that would work. FML

by Keladrylady / 04/17/2015 at 8:47pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy

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  • Obviously that wouldn't work. You have to smack the bottom until it all comes out.

    #2 - On 04/18/2015 at 9:18am by Calingaladha

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  • If your boyfriend honestly thought that would work, he is obviously not an Heinzstein...

    (sorry, that was terrible)

    #5 - On 04/18/2015 at 9:22am by Mynamewontfi

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