Today, I learned that my girlfriend is not a screamer nor a moaner, she's a biter. My arm is getting stitches right now. FML
by anon / 04/13/2015 at 8:51pm / United States / Intimacy
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For the love of God, never 69.
#14 - On 04/14/2015 at 8:53am by Lct1196
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Are you sure she's not a Walker?
#3 - On 04/14/2015 at 8:35am by Baustigt
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