Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML

by Anonymous / 04/11/2015 at 4:55pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

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  • I believe she incests on you performing unspeakable acts. I would just avoid her for a few years.

    #2 - On 04/11/2015 at 11:32pm by KayDee29

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  • Better a drunk text to you than some sleazy guy who would take advantage and such.

    #6 - On 04/11/2015 at 11:33pm by lostinareverie

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