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Today, I had sex for the first time with the guy I've been seeing about a month. When we finished, all he wanted to do was kiss and cuddle, and all I could think about was how soon he would leave so I could cry. FML

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1 and 2, ur retarded. The first time for a girl hurts alot. Also, cleary if its her first time she isnt a slut.

#5 - On 05/21/2009 at 2:05pm by IPreferBlondes

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First of all, all of these people calling you a slut have no right to.
I'm sorry you had such a bad time. It'll get better with time.
Take care.

#6 - On 05/21/2009 at 2:06pm by jackaaa

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