Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML

by fruitoftheloom / 03/09/2015 at 1:13am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

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  • Was it shiny? Girls, like fish are attracted to shiny things.
    -Barney Stinson.

    #3 - On 03/09/2015 at 8:46am by 1dvs_bstd

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  • Paint your cock with the same pattern. Bet that'll impress her!

    #6 - On 03/09/2015 at 8:49am by Mightyrif

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