Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML

by Anonymous / 02/14/2015 at 12:47pm / Ireland / Intimacy

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  • While I agree that "vajayjay" is a cringeworthy word, I wouldn't have laughed. No one wants to be laughed at in bed, you should have known that OP.

    #5 - On 02/14/2015 at 11:38pm by tot5t

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  • Well she said she wanted to be a school girl...

    #1 - On 02/14/2015 at 11:37pm by pharm121

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