Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name. FML
by Anonymous / 01/21/2015 at 3:33am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
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Well at least now if she ever turns you down for sex you can just deal with it by beating her ex.
#5 - On 01/21/2015 at 6:10pm by Exodiafinder687
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If he was a massive dick, take is as a compliment to your endowment.
#6 - On 01/21/2015 at 6:11pm by wishfulthinks
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