Today, my crush was giving me a ride home. As we pulled up to my house, he looked into my eyes with a sweet smile and said the words every girl wants to hear - "Do you give head?" FML
by anon / 01/19/2015 at 12:35am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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That's when you say yes and headbutt him.
#4 - On 01/19/2015 at 6:37am by iop330
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Yeesh. Sorry that happened to you. I hope you decided he's not worth your time.
#5 - On 01/19/2015 at 6:38am by Wolfparable
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