Today, my little brother walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex and threatened to tell my parents. I paid him $30 to keep quiet. 15 minutes later he told them. FML

by bowler99 / 01/12/2015 at 11:43am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

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  • Well, only one option left. Go smack him around until you get your money back.

    #1 - On 01/12/2015 at 6:02pm by Awahso

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  • so you started banging your girlfriend without making sure no one could walk in..? that's real smart

    #3 - On 01/12/2015 at 6:04pm by alexishbu

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