Today, after six long, hard years of involuntary celibacy, I was finally about to get laid. Except it was just a dream, and in it my mom stormed in just as things got heated, called me a useless cunt, and told me to go do my chores. I guess my brain forgot I moved out years ago. FML

by giantblueballsthesizeofjohnnysinscock / 12/19/2014 at 6:14pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

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  • Mom's a cockblock even in your dreams. Better stock up on Vaseline, I guess

    #1 - On 12/19/2014 at 11:21pm by dudeman1212

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  • Sometimes you don't even have your own brain on your side...

    #4 - On 12/19/2014 at 11:25pm by TiiBags

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