Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML

by Anonymous / 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • Would you appreciate it if he called you mum/mom/momma (whichever) during sex?

    #3 - On 12/03/2014 at 6:21pm by Katthebamf

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  • Who's your Dadd-- aw, damn...

    #1 - On 12/03/2014 at 6:16pm by 0void0

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